Posted by paul on October 30, 2004 at 16:41:39:
In Reply to: Re: Funniest posted by Mark (leave feedback to contact me) on August 29, 2004 at 15:49:18:
These sayings made my day. I laughed outlouded till my family told me shut up. Easily amused, huh.
: None of them make me burst into laughter, but they at least made me smile the first time I saw them:
: My Wife Thinks I'm At A Demonstration Of Body English (man looking at scantily dressed woman)
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: I'd Like To Get In - Your - Pants - Why? - Because I Shit In Mine [No, You Can't Touch It - You Already Tore - Yours Off]
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: I Sure Felt That One! -> ostrich with martini glass in neck
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: designated drinker
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: There's Too Much Blood In My Alcohol System
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: Hangovers Are For Amateurs
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: I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out
: Mark
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: : What is the funniest shot glass you own? Mine is one that says " I am NOT as think as you drunk I am ! ".
: : What is your funniest?